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Top 5 Lisa Lampanelli Roasts

LISA LAMPANELLI-STILL THE EQUAL OPPURTUNITY OFFENDER

If there's anything one can say for our "Queen of Mean", it's that she went and attacked both leftists, and also rightists, if her BLM support recently would indiciate, but she still has attacked the pretentious and avoided Marxism. If anything, she is OUR LEADER., She is OUR LEADER! SHE. IS. OUR.LEADER!

In 2009, she published the now classic CHOCOLATE PLEASE, which I've got since publication. I have her albums, too..but sort of fallen out of the loop as of late. I'd love to know what new books she has published..anyway, she still does the roasts, showing she never gives in the BLM SJW's.

Here's MY Champagne glass (but I don't even drink LOL)

Lisa Lampanelli: Back to the Drawing Board

Howdy..losers..now, since, April 1, in Norco, a place near Corona, Riverside County, California, for you losers. You jerks deserve a new video and article and I am HERE to REALLY GIVE IT to ya..,attacking BOTH sides..an d you (N)PC/SJW types THOUGHT I, and Lisa., were gone..)

BTW Happy belated Canadian and US Thankskgiving andf all hoLIDAY...AND 60TH TO lISA,(jULY 19)(

Hey, happy Holidays and New Years, 2021! Wishes for Lisa's career

 Sorry not to have posted, longest time between posts in ANY of my blogs (the pre-1970s animation and candy ones), but anyway. It's been a while, apparently, since ANY of LL (as our beloved "COMEDY'S LOVEABLE QUEEN OF MEAN"), but, I hope any of you reading have a Lamnpenlliwondeful time. Wonder what Lamp-apaloosa (inspired, huh?), will happen, or if any other book...it has been 11 years, since 2009, when another book was published..

As you know, the virus came by 2019, we're now dealing with it..and then the Greta Thunberg's, Alexandria O.Cortezx es and others just RICH and RIPE for LL spoofing.

And, always, remember, CHOCOLATE rules..

Hey, Chocolate ROASTING...this is the tenth anniversary olf the book CHOCOLATE PLEASE!

Ten years ago, agian, in 2009, LL (as she so eloquently and accurately calls herself), debuted her first book, CHOCOLATE PLEASE< about her racial, sexy, dieting, social, and FUNNY life, mentioning her love of BLACK nice guys, her "Nellie Olesen"-like sister, black names with "Le"- prefaced onto other names,the similairly racially name themed elaborate African black names, then later the song "Kum Ba Ya" is roasted, among other subjects.

Her roasts also, as well. There's also a audiobook..AMozon and at fine retialers of such stuff near you.

Happy new year and 10 anniversary of CHOCOLATE PLEASE!

Hi, sorry for longtime hiatus, but a new year has come in the .last few mon ths, and I am here again>

Yeah...Our lovable comedy Queen of Mean, in our near year (orange you glad I posted?!), has ten years of her classic..:)(?) book, CHOCOLATE PLEASE!

It's choc-a-late full of stories and anecdotes , and anecdotes and stories (aren't the the same though)of Lisa;s vairous childhood, and standup exploits. She tells of the race meanining of chocolate and her opinions on KUM BA YA, (you know, the folk song), black people names,etc.

In the Past..I've reviewed the albums, anf book, and hope to be here more...

You know..I'm a Conservative, but

Lisa does a  lot for good roasts..and she had roasted Donald Trump for whom I voted. How about EALLY ROASTING my own candidate for MOCKING DR.FORD PUBLICLY..!


Lisa Lampanelli, one of the best roastersd.

"Anti's Meltdown" Edit

Here's a odd video...next year, 2009, is the 10th. anniversary of her book, "Chocolate Please".



It takes a LL type look at LL's taste in (black) men, (chocolate!) candy, and other fancy stuff/things.

In honore of her 57th.birthday today, (July 19)!

LISA LAMPANELLI disses Bieber; chats with fans on tour (2016)

Happy New Year Day,. Losers!

Belated but hope you enjoyed this blog..more on the smelley, loveable Comedy QUeen of Mean!

Lisa Lampanelli Roasts Gene Simmons!

Lisa Lampanelli Roasts Donald Trump- 2004

County Fair (See previous!)

We all know Lisa's a pig..we hope she shows up with her act for this fair..of course, the piggy reference was just a roast...what's good for (to mention another County Fair animal;) the goose is good for the Gander...anyway, I'll look forward to more Lisa Lampanelli books.

2017 LA County Fair Commercial (or, where Lisa Lampanelli's cousins the pigs live)

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Hey, Chocolate Lover, happy 56th Birthday!

Today is the date that the Italian stork dropped, with some Parmesean and spice on the side, Lisa Lampanelli, in 1961, in Trumbull, Coneticutt, to her new parents.Once you go Lisa, you are as attentive as the leaning tower of Pisa. Once you go Lampanelli, you always shake, laughing like Jelly. So all hail to the Loveable Queen of Mean.

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you fat chunk of lovable insults, happy birthday to you...!
(apologies to Mildred S. and Patty Hill)

RIP you hockey puck you!

HEY, what's happenin' little hockey pucks...

That's most likely the sound of the legendary and very funny Don Rickles to us Lisa fans (and fellow insult comics), but coming form heaven,
as Mr.Hockey Puck (as in tagline "Hello you little hockey puck") Don RIckard died within the last day at the insulting age of 900 years (90
but in keeping with the insult topic..LOL).

Rickles, b.next state to Lisa's Conneticut, in her later state New York in 1926?, became a veteran of clubs and live television shows, alwys
funny, but in an equal oppurtunity insult way (but down to earth enough to be funny and even appear in a 1966 episode of "Gilligan's Island"
called "The Kidnapper", season 3, as a postman-whaddya think, tomato puss-a KIDNAPPER named Norbert WIley. Tina Louise (WHY COULDN'T
DAWN "Mary Ann" WELL be in this role) as Ginger has a pretty central in it too, as a therapist (who's sicker now)). Equal oppurtinty, just like
Lisa Lampanelli, for one.

Rickles graciously let him be the butt of the same kinds of "roast" jokes that he himself dished out over the generations.

BTW How many Don Ricklese clons doesa it take to bridge a shallow stream?

Answer:
Five piled up over the dead fish.LOL

RIP you little goosebump.

Happy Valentine's Chocolates Day

Even a week plus after the Valentine's day, we gotta find a valentine gift, maybe Brach's or Necco's candy chalk conversation hearts,
AND OF COURSE...chocolate valentine's. Maybe from a nice chocolate shop..shaped like a big muscular guy....


Lisa L.:"What a Nice fat dark treat". Me:"Sure thing.."

Happy New Year's and a week, friendly losers!

Let's long hope that Lsa Lampanelli does roasts of everyone,
everlasting, long time (all of those alliteraitons theyed to the initial
letter "L" are because they are so totally so in keeping with ym Lampanelli!

Keep you posted..