Sunday, September 3, 2017

County Fair (See previous!)

We all know Lisa's a pig..we hope she shows up with her act for this fair..of course, the piggy reference was just a roast...what's good for (to mention another County Fair animal;) the goose is good for the Gander...anyway, I'll look forward to more Lisa Lampanelli books.

2017 LA County Fair Commercial (or, where Lisa Lampanelli's cousins the pigs live)


Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Hey, Chocolate Lover, happy 56th Birthday!

Today is the date that the Italian stork dropped, with some Parmesean and spice on the side, Lisa Lampanelli, in 1961, in Trumbull, Coneticutt, to her new parents.Once you go Lisa, you are as attentive as the leaning tower of Pisa. Once you go Lampanelli, you always shake, laughing like Jelly. So all hail to the Loveable Queen of Mean.

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you fat chunk of lovable insults, happy birthday to you...!
(apologies to Mildred S. and Patty Hill)

Thursday, April 6, 2017

RIP you hockey puck you!

HEY, what's happenin' little hockey pucks...

That's most likely the sound of the legendary and very funny Don Rickles to us Lisa fans (and fellow insult comics), but coming form heaven,
as Mr.Hockey Puck (as in tagline "Hello you little hockey puck") Don RIckard died within the last day at the insulting age of 900 years (90
but in keeping with the insult topic..LOL).

Rickles, state to Lisa's Conneticut, in her later state New York in 1926?, became a veteran of clubs and live television shows, alwys
funny, but in an equal oppurtunity insult way (but down to earth enough to be funny and even appear in a 1966 episode of "Gilligan's Island"
called "The Kidnapper", season 3, as a postman-whaddya think, tomato puss-a KIDNAPPER named Norbert WIley. Tina Louise (WHY COULDN'T
DAWN "Mary Ann" WELL be in this role) as Ginger has a pretty central in it too, as a therapist (who's sicker now)). Equal oppurtinty, just like
Lisa Lampanelli, for one.

Rickles graciously let him be the butt of the same kinds of "roast" jokes that he himself dished out over the generations.

BTW How many Don Ricklese clons doesa it take to bridge a shallow stream?

Five piled up over the dead fish.LOL

RIP you little goosebump.

Saturday, February 25, 2017

Happy Valentine's Chocolates Day

Even a week plus after the Valentine's day, we gotta find a valentine gift, maybe Brach's or Necco's candy chalk conversation hearts,
AND OF COURSE...chocolate valentine's. Maybe from a nice chocolate shop..shaped like a big muscular guy....

Lisa L.:"What a Nice fat dark treat". Me:"Sure thing.."

Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Happy New Year's and a week, friendly losers!

Let's long hope that Lsa Lampanelli does roasts of everyone,
everlasting, long time (all of those alliteraitons theyed to the initial
letter "L" are because they are so totally so in keeping with ym Lampanelli!

Keep you posted..