It was on this day, July the 19th, 1961, that a very funny person was born. And then a REAL funny girl was born that date, in Conneticut, in the little-celebrated town of Trumbull, Lisa Lamanpelli, the anything-to-get-the-paty started insult comic, who says (fill in fave sexist word) for a decent night earning on stage, was brought into this world, for better or, even for some family members*, worse, as she became one of the most foul mouthed little kids since Katharine "Bridge to Terabithia" Paterson's foul mouthed Little Orphan Annie "The Great Gilly Hopkins. Gross, bitch I*okay, I'll say it), gregarious, but also loveably and extremly hilarious...ladeeeeeez and gentlemennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn give it up for COMEDY's LOVEABLE QUEEN.......OF MEAN......
MISS LISA LAMPANELLI!
*As reveleaed in her 2009 book "Chocolate Please", regards her attempts to fit in with her own family, and fitting in, for a former fat girl (and remember, she IS an insult comic and should TAKE it), lemme ya guys, as she'd say: IT AIN'T DAMN EASY FITTIN' IN WIT YOUR FAMILY UNTIL ya losa a little WEIGHT..(I've been there,too. Trust me . I know.)
So, here's to our LISA BIRTHDAY GIRL!