My Reputation
#12
5:39
Double Whammy this Wednesday
According to Lisa in this CD/DVD closer, her mother hates her so it's good thing, her audience better like her. After describing her
family and then herself and her type of jokes, Lisa asserts "you know my M(odus)O(peration)k Street Cred, Reputation"(where she
does the other pseudo Francais on "Reputation".
She then does her usual racial jokes..like Asians smell like fish, for instance, and then has everyone applaud the racials...
hitting the slopes racist if it is NOT about skiing but anti-Asian assult...then the gay folk get their due, with mentions of
Ryan Philippe, Clay Aiken, and others. One interesting thing about Ryan, that Lisa mentions, he was on (before the 2005
Oscar winning Crash) a soap oper,a the fiorst teenage gay role on a soap!
Lisa mentions she has noted that gays are going straight and asks if they've been in bed with women and then starts a mock
please-"stop making it with your gay girlfriend in high school"...then "Quit having sex with...WOMEN, cause you know the old
saying"..and here comes another of those variations.."once you go homo, the vag is a no no"(vag being short for, you now)..
THe crowd of all rces, religons, color, geners, orientaitons and the Man Upstairs only KNOWS what else laugh and applaud and leave
with Lisa L all of whom now leave us with another fully reviewed album.
With this, LL's third album is now completely revivewed.
Next one "Tough Love!"(2011) is next.
Showing posts with label 2009. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2009. Show all posts
Wednesday, July 6, 2016
Long Live The Queen (2009)-Track #11:"Fan Appreciation"
Fan Appreciation
#11
4:37
Talking about fan meetings after the show and else-time, Lisa recalls the interchanges she has had with fans...with THEM offering
the sweet and HER offering the salty..(FAN:"Oh...LISA...I LOVED your show...this is my anniversary.." LISA:"Oh..REALLY..WELL
I'm 37 and SINGLE...I...DON'T..CARE". LISA: ..SUDDENLY: HA!I can't believe that you bought that load of crap you retards
Thank you for putting me in a good mood....and for proving that laughter is the best medicine..(mocking FAN):"Oh Lisa, I a
m a woman living with lupus....and laughter is the best medicine" (mocking mode off) )
LISA:"Okay, you dumb twats, but I found out who the meanest twats are".
She then regards her wants to get a black by wearing chinchilla fur then describes a real horny black's respose
She really does a lot of odd voices in this particular sketch,
BLACK GUY mentioned two sentences ago:"Here's what a chinchilla looks like"
LISA:"HERE is what forty two look like..dead"(wild laughter).
The bit ends.
Surprsingly, Miss LL, no pseudo-French a la the next and final track on this CD (#12, "My Reputation")
.I've always liked how she draws laughs out of doing that mock French. Anyway..
The real best out of all of this sketch, is Lisa doing her spiel that includes the old saw "Laughter is the best medicine"
then mocking it as I've already mentioned above. THAT ALONE is well worth listening to the part half.
Here's what a chinichilla looks like..../what forty do.....take THAT, PETA!!!!!!
The last cut starts after this. After which, the most recently heard one, 2011's
"Tough Love" will be reviewed.
#11
4:37
Talking about fan meetings after the show and else-time, Lisa recalls the interchanges she has had with fans...with THEM offering
the sweet and HER offering the salty..(FAN:"Oh...LISA...I LOVED your show...this is my anniversary.." LISA:"Oh..REALLY..WELL
I'm 37 and SINGLE...I...DON'T..CARE". LISA: ..SUDDENLY: HA!I can't believe that you bought that load of crap you retards
Thank you for putting me in a good mood....and for proving that laughter is the best medicine..(mocking FAN):"Oh Lisa, I a
m a woman living with lupus....and laughter is the best medicine" (mocking mode off) )
LISA:"Okay, you dumb twats, but I found out who the meanest twats are".
She then regards her wants to get a black by wearing chinchilla fur then describes a real horny black's respose
She really does a lot of odd voices in this particular sketch,
BLACK GUY mentioned two sentences ago:"Here's what a chinchilla looks like"
LISA:"HERE is what forty two look like..dead"(wild laughter).
The bit ends.
Surprsingly, Miss LL, no pseudo-French a la the next and final track on this CD (#12, "My Reputation")
.I've always liked how she draws laughs out of doing that mock French. Anyway..
The real best out of all of this sketch, is Lisa doing her spiel that includes the old saw "Laughter is the best medicine"
then mocking it as I've already mentioned above. THAT ALONE is well worth listening to the part half.
Here's what a chinichilla looks like..../what forty do.....take THAT, PETA!!!!!!
The last cut starts after this. After which, the most recently heard one, 2011's
"Tough Love" will be reviewed.
Friday, July 1, 2016
"Tough Love"(2009)-Track #10:"The Luckiest Witch"*
The Luckiest Witch *(with a B instead of W)
#10
4:16
"You know, do I not have the luckiest job in the world? Am I (not) the luckiest witch?" asks an obviously satistfied Lisa Lampanelli.
Yes, Lisa, you ARE a lucky witch.
Her opening lines are about suitable divine punishments for racial attacks and her hilarious naming of such-beat a blakc-sickle cell anemia
Beat a homosexual? AIDS. Hispanics? No one really cares.
Then her airline travel taketh center stage recalling a propeller plane with a ramp, no jets, no big tube like usual..referring to the plane
offered as a "swan with two propellers attached", then falling down on her C word, (YOU guess what the word IS!) and being somehow (masochistically??) proud of it.
"I fell down on my c word"...broke it..and then does a very inspired comment, "a conversation starter and a half"(note..for me, some of
the best verbal comics are such if they can say a (insert event) and a half like LIsa Lampanelli here did..another topic...whites who adopt
ORientals (or is that WRONG?)..making another race reference to the laundry..
Comparing a plane to a swan makes this one of several mentions of swans on this CD/DVD (#8,"Bagging a Bear", the "it was a full-out swan" was the other one).
The audience really thinks Lisa's mentions of falling and swans is funny, and I do, too.
Interesting, that she had no awareness of ANY planes BUT jet liners..:)
#10
4:16
"You know, do I not have the luckiest job in the world? Am I (not) the luckiest witch?" asks an obviously satistfied Lisa Lampanelli.
Yes, Lisa, you ARE a lucky witch.
Her opening lines are about suitable divine punishments for racial attacks and her hilarious naming of such-beat a blakc-sickle cell anemia
Beat a homosexual? AIDS. Hispanics? No one really cares.
Then her airline travel taketh center stage recalling a propeller plane with a ramp, no jets, no big tube like usual..referring to the plane
offered as a "swan with two propellers attached", then falling down on her C word, (YOU guess what the word IS!) and being somehow (masochistically??) proud of it.
"I fell down on my c word"...broke it..and then does a very inspired comment, "a conversation starter and a half"(note..for me, some of
the best verbal comics are such if they can say a (insert event) and a half like LIsa Lampanelli here did..another topic...whites who adopt
ORientals (or is that WRONG?)..making another race reference to the laundry..
Comparing a plane to a swan makes this one of several mentions of swans on this CD/DVD (#8,"Bagging a Bear", the "it was a full-out swan" was the other one).
The audience really thinks Lisa's mentions of falling and swans is funny, and I do, too.
Interesting, that she had no awareness of ANY planes BUT jet liners..:)
Saturday, June 25, 2016
"Long Live the Queen"(2009)-Track #9:"Homos Are My Favourite People"
Homos Are My Favorite People
#9
5:39
Homosexuality is now the dominant, titular theme of the first part of this show as Lisa Lampanelli, or LL, comes up with yet another sick list of
different euphemisms/epithets for gays
Her list of "gay terminlogies" on HBO..including, as I could keep in mind
Fag
Queer
Poopshoot Popeye
Pudding Stool
T&^ tickler
Keeshtr Steepr
Fudge pusher
Andy Dick the comediuan
Queer and Andy Dick are the best ones in my opnion.
She then changes the topic mid-sketch to theatrical and teleivison efforts
Grease----or, the black version--Chicken Grease
Disucssing Happy Days--No blakcs--tHAT is why it'
s happy dyas
Turned once again to an individual audience member who gives away his name,. Les, of whom Lisa says, More is Les, or Les is More,
she then startig flirting and talking with him before recalling a TV "Blazing Saddles" rerun that bleeped fart noises but not the n word,
which IS terrible, since....after all...N words CAN smell MUCH MUCH worst than farts!
SHe then says she sees some teeth and eyes...a black reference, no doubt.
For gay fans, she winds up the show by this riddle: Why do f---gots do this (sings) answering not enough room for (higher note).
Yeah, confounds me too. Hey, Lisa. You going to do this stuff? Try a stronger joke..subjective, I know.
Anyway, the last ends this one.
#9
5:39
Homosexuality is now the dominant, titular theme of the first part of this show as Lisa Lampanelli, or LL, comes up with yet another sick list of
different euphemisms/epithets for gays
Her list of "gay terminlogies" on HBO..including, as I could keep in mind
Fag
Queer
Poopshoot Popeye
Pudding Stool
T&^ tickler
Keeshtr Steepr
Fudge pusher
Andy Dick the comediuan
Queer and Andy Dick are the best ones in my opnion.
She then changes the topic mid-sketch to theatrical and teleivison efforts
Grease----or, the black version--Chicken Grease
Disucssing Happy Days--No blakcs--tHAT is why it'
s happy dyas
Turned once again to an individual audience member who gives away his name,. Les, of whom Lisa says, More is Les, or Les is More,
she then startig flirting and talking with him before recalling a TV "Blazing Saddles" rerun that bleeped fart noises but not the n word,
which IS terrible, since....after all...N words CAN smell MUCH MUCH worst than farts!
SHe then says she sees some teeth and eyes...a black reference, no doubt.
For gay fans, she winds up the show by this riddle: Why do f---gots do this (sings) answering not enough room for (higher note).
Yeah, confounds me too. Hey, Lisa. You going to do this stuff? Try a stronger joke..subjective, I know.
Anyway, the last ends this one.
Saturday, June 18, 2016
"Long Live the Queen"(2009)-Track #8:"Bagging A Bear"
Bagging a Bear
#8
6:20
Sports now start to take centerfield in this bit.
Say, if Lisa is into sports, could she cheerlead (WITHOUT R words..:) ).. but anyway she talks about
bagging her first (obviously black)..she mentions a hot dog usually being a parathensis but here being much more like a question mark...but here
a "full-out swan" enjoying making shadows, palm trees,etc.all over you in shadow.
Ms.Lampanelli talks about the vaious things that this "hot dog"
(to keep it clean, like THAT's possible) does.
Lisa L:"Most guys have a worm:()"...(their junk)....THIS guy's stuff was like a full out swan. He was makin' shadow puppets on the wall with it."
That little ")"
She mentions going on Howard Stern to explain how wanted to start bragging about bagging an actual bear, his team and his number, Whatever.
She mnetions:
her pwn her feeling
Her getting the poor guy on Stern
her stuff being better than "any bear that's come into the super bowl any time soon"
them not having any ideas of what football is, before the bit concludes.
#8
6:20
Sports now start to take centerfield in this bit.
Say, if Lisa is into sports, could she cheerlead (WITHOUT R words..:) ).. but anyway she talks about
bagging her first (obviously black)..she mentions a hot dog usually being a parathensis but here being much more like a question mark...but here
a "full-out swan" enjoying making shadows, palm trees,etc.all over you in shadow.
Ms.Lampanelli talks about the vaious things that this "hot dog"
(to keep it clean, like THAT's possible) does.
Lisa L:"Most guys have a worm:()"...(their junk)....THIS guy's stuff was like a full out swan. He was makin' shadow puppets on the wall with it."
That little ")"
She mentions going on Howard Stern to explain how wanted to start bragging about bagging an actual bear, his team and his number, Whatever.
She mnetions:
her pwn her feeling
Her getting the poor guy on Stern
her stuff being better than "any bear that's come into the super bowl any time soon"
them not having any ideas of what football is, before the bit concludes.
Saturday, June 11, 2016
"Long Live The Queen"(2009)-Track 7:"Assorted Cheese Platter"
Assorted Cheese Platter
#7
4:02
Another sketch that bears little resemblance to the title (again, a la much of Amy Schumer's available stuff like on Cutting), this is about sex,
with Lisa explaining the muscular diffulty in well, intersecting shall we shall with her man, doing the old One Missippi Two Missippi,etc.counting bit
and then mentions an assorted cheese platter, on (laughter here, can't make out, heh, pun, the next sveral words) an obvious privates reference
(or is it something anal that shall not be mentioned on this blog?) but anyway, she then mentions two Jews falling out as a result of her making out,
and then mentions more on how it (here's THAT pun again) makes out..,
The title here is REALLY irrelevant to the sketch.,.
WHAT the HELL does a CHeese Platter have to dow tih this...
The laughter REALLY covers a lot of LIsa's own monologue....live and well in some stage in USA, home of the land and...as Sarah Jessica Parker said the
following year (2010) in Sex & City 2, the land of the hormones (Kim Catrall's, and, here, Lisa Lampanelli.)
Stay aroud for another reason to say, "Long Live The Queen"!
#7
4:02
Another sketch that bears little resemblance to the title (again, a la much of Amy Schumer's available stuff like on Cutting), this is about sex,
with Lisa explaining the muscular diffulty in well, intersecting shall we shall with her man, doing the old One Missippi Two Missippi,etc.counting bit
and then mentions an assorted cheese platter, on (laughter here, can't make out, heh, pun, the next sveral words) an obvious privates reference
(or is it something anal that shall not be mentioned on this blog?) but anyway, she then mentions two Jews falling out as a result of her making out,
and then mentions more on how it (here's THAT pun again) makes out..,
The title here is REALLY irrelevant to the sketch.,.
WHAT the HELL does a CHeese Platter have to dow tih this...
The laughter REALLY covers a lot of LIsa's own monologue....live and well in some stage in USA, home of the land and...as Sarah Jessica Parker said the
following year (2010) in Sex & City 2, the land of the hormones (Kim Catrall's, and, here, Lisa Lampanelli.)
Stay aroud for another reason to say, "Long Live The Queen"!
"Long Live The Queen"(2009)-Track #6:"Enter at Your own Risk"
Enter At Your Own Risk
#6
3:29
This is Lisa's idea of discussing 2008-2012 politics, when she says that our November (2008) votes finally were counted in..
saying Barack Obama is president...she then mentions him as a black guy just wanting some change.."Time for change"..then
points out that he did have some great speeches (something which even I, for the opposition, have to agree with, but First lady
Michelle Obama sure ain't gonna like the snack food scarfin' Of Lisa...)..and then says ya gotta admit that the crazy b word
that rhymes with witch ain't i the white house, none other than one Sarah Palin (I admire her but the following is correct, but
this is largely roasting for Lisa's entire career), who is, according to Lisam, cuckoo cuckoo...
Lisa admits that like male newscasters have said, yeah okay Sarah Palin is hot compared to say, Elenoar Roosevelt but next to Pam Anderson? (all us of, politics or diet
disregarding agree with PETA that Pam is a sexy wopman and not media-brushing for interviews), How many kids, Sarah Palin's
gotta have, does Lisa wonder, what is Sarah, BLACCCCKK (she really extends and sharply says "black"), then adding that Governor
Palin then (referriung to Bristol Palin) has to go and have a RETARD (caps reflecting how she says it,again) kid, what kinda heck
thing that this is?
The subject then changes and incorporates the title of this (a lot of Lisa, and, also, Amy Schumer's bits have the same problem relating to
the officially chosen title of the given bit.:))
Lisa then says that any blacks thinking about the unmentionable to create babies with her, had, as the title of this track says,
"Enter at your own risk". I don't know, she says which is dangerous, banging me", or playing the joker in "Batman" (for any version,
going back to the 1960s, that is..)
This ends that sketch.
(YES, this is for the CORRECT CD listing of "Long Live the Queen" (2009)..)
#6
3:29
This is Lisa's idea of discussing 2008-2012 politics, when she says that our November (2008) votes finally were counted in..
saying Barack Obama is president...she then mentions him as a black guy just wanting some change.."Time for change"..then
points out that he did have some great speeches (something which even I, for the opposition, have to agree with, but First lady
Michelle Obama sure ain't gonna like the snack food scarfin' Of Lisa...)..and then says ya gotta admit that the crazy b word
that rhymes with witch ain't i the white house, none other than one Sarah Palin (I admire her but the following is correct, but
this is largely roasting for Lisa's entire career), who is, according to Lisam, cuckoo cuckoo...
Lisa admits that like male newscasters have said, yeah okay Sarah Palin is hot compared to say, Elenoar Roosevelt but next to Pam Anderson? (all us of, politics or diet
disregarding agree with PETA that Pam is a sexy wopman and not media-brushing for interviews), How many kids, Sarah Palin's
gotta have, does Lisa wonder, what is Sarah, BLACCCCKK (she really extends and sharply says "black"), then adding that Governor
Palin then (referriung to Bristol Palin) has to go and have a RETARD (caps reflecting how she says it,again) kid, what kinda heck
thing that this is?
The subject then changes and incorporates the title of this (a lot of Lisa, and, also, Amy Schumer's bits have the same problem relating to
the officially chosen title of the given bit.:))
Lisa then says that any blacks thinking about the unmentionable to create babies with her, had, as the title of this track says,
"Enter at your own risk". I don't know, she says which is dangerous, banging me", or playing the joker in "Batman" (for any version,
going back to the 1960s, that is..)
This ends that sketch.
(YES, this is for the CORRECT CD listing of "Long Live the Queen" (2009)..)
Friday, June 3, 2016
"Long Live The Queen"(2009)-Track 5:"LL In Real Life"
With the holiday last weekend, though I'd put in two early posts and wait till about Sunday or June 18 for the next posts.
(Note: Accideentally reviewed the 2011 TOUGH LOVE album posts...too early,sorry! Anyway I got the correct posts...those waiting for the next album will get theirs! Starting here, since this is the third of the four Lisa Lampanelli's, posts are now one to two weekends a piece on track reviews.)
LL In Real Life
#5
4:35
Starting out with a tale of being rich in Beverly Hills, Lisa recalls a tale of being served by a salesman who wants to "tell me lover"(of Lisa being present)
and this thing leads to her talking to gay men about the shopping story already being mentioned here of Lisa in Beverly Hills but wondering if it's an in-
insult to call a gay man a gay man.
She then winds up saying "I'm Looking for Coach" (the clothes brand, presumably).
SHe then talks to a black man who says his kid's name is Jared, then gets like in page 238 of her 2009 book "Chocolate Please" about black people
naming kids after automobiles like having a kid who's growing up to be a young guy driving, a "Escort"(like in a pimp) driving a "Lexus" (like the car, get it?)
then a son named "Repossessed"(yeah, Lisa, WE get it ha,ha).
She then talks about a black guy whom she has been dating, "Oh my god, he's laughin'",
and hten finished the bit, "I've had that joke written out for months for HBO but never got to do it yet until now!"
(Note: Accideentally reviewed the 2011 TOUGH LOVE album posts...too early,sorry! Anyway I got the correct posts...those waiting for the next album will get theirs! Starting here, since this is the third of the four Lisa Lampanelli's, posts are now one to two weekends a piece on track reviews.)
LL In Real Life
#5
4:35
Starting out with a tale of being rich in Beverly Hills, Lisa recalls a tale of being served by a salesman who wants to "tell me lover"(of Lisa being present)
and this thing leads to her talking to gay men about the shopping story already being mentioned here of Lisa in Beverly Hills but wondering if it's an in-
insult to call a gay man a gay man.
She then winds up saying "I'm Looking for Coach" (the clothes brand, presumably).
SHe then talks to a black man who says his kid's name is Jared, then gets like in page 238 of her 2009 book "Chocolate Please" about black people
naming kids after automobiles like having a kid who's growing up to be a young guy driving, a "Escort"(like in a pimp) driving a "Lexus" (like the car, get it?)
then a son named "Repossessed"(yeah, Lisa, WE get it ha,ha).
She then talks about a black guy whom she has been dating, "Oh my god, he's laughin'",
and hten finished the bit, "I've had that joke written out for months for HBO but never got to do it yet until now!"
"Long Live the Queen"(2009)-Track #4:"Deaf Protest"
Deaf Protest
#4
6:12
Going ab out twice the length of the first three cuts, we find Lisa at a deaf college at a deaf protest. Her live standup with her recollecitons take us to
her meeting a college supervisor who Lisa quotes a la Yogi Bear or Fat Albert "Hey Hey HEY"(the ticked off attitude puts it to Fat ALbert, who had
his own poltical correctness associaiton) "We run a pretty big business college aorund here" and then Lisa recalls many deaf folks protesting.
Her response?
"Deaf people...aren't exactly my kind of people......for selling records....to give a soundbite".
But a newswoman came out and said to some of them,why they hated Lisa..who let it go.
Her reasons?
Her comments above regarding deaf people not being an audience for her, and her learning vile words through signage language...
A sound effect has to be added (through listening there is NO way to see it..you have to see the DVD of it...no I haven't yet.)
The sound effect?
A faggot farting...
#4
6:12
Going ab out twice the length of the first three cuts, we find Lisa at a deaf college at a deaf protest. Her live standup with her recollecitons take us to
her meeting a college supervisor who Lisa quotes a la Yogi Bear or Fat Albert "Hey Hey HEY"(the ticked off attitude puts it to Fat ALbert, who had
his own poltical correctness associaiton) "We run a pretty big business college aorund here" and then Lisa recalls many deaf folks protesting.
Her response?
"Deaf people...aren't exactly my kind of people......for selling records....to give a soundbite".
But a newswoman came out and said to some of them,why they hated Lisa..who let it go.
Her reasons?
Her comments above regarding deaf people not being an audience for her, and her learning vile words through signage language...
A sound effect has to be added (through listening there is NO way to see it..you have to see the DVD of it...no I haven't yet.)
The sound effect?
A faggot farting...
Saturday, May 28, 2016
"Long Live The Queen"(2009)-Track #3:"My Favorite People"
Roasts Remembered
My Second Favorite People
#3
2:41
Here Orientals of every kind of type and size get the spotlight. A girl; named Moira?(Irish though) gets asked a few questions then this
classic Lampanelli Asian joke.."Once you go Asian, you know math is equation", calling the race her second favorite people as in the track's
title behind everybody else and that she's not racist as some think. (Still she prefers her coffee black like her man, a la that old Airplane (1980)
quote, NOT yellow like her number 1, thus no serious Asian business).
SHe concludes with ususal; comic epitets..
My Second Favorite People
#3
2:41
Here Orientals of every kind of type and size get the spotlight. A girl; named Moira?(Irish though) gets asked a few questions then this
classic Lampanelli Asian joke.."Once you go Asian, you know math is equation", calling the race her second favorite people as in the track's
title behind everybody else and that she's not racist as some think. (Still she prefers her coffee black like her man, a la that old Airplane (1980)
quote, NOT yellow like her number 1, thus no serious Asian business).
SHe concludes with ususal; comic epitets..
Monday, May 23, 2016
"Long Live The Queen"(2009)-Track #2:"Lawful Entry"
Lawful Entry
#2
3:49
Hispanics are the next topics and of course bountifully abundunt in these shows.
As far as she's concerned, she's not jumpedwhich is felny to her...Lisa says that she's found the unicorn, asking questions like are "you a border hopper or are you a river
swimmer?"very inquisitively and with that amusin g and even endearingly harsh voice..
...very funny but then (even for her) makes a tasteless self-wish for rape aftershow.
It really improves when she
makes Miss Saigon and Hello Kitty jokes to some others...Asians having small unmentionables.
Now...who's the Swiss Army Knife of minorities. Flipino's...they have Hispanic skin and Asian eyes (avoiding string words)
She gets to the end by a comment about Santa Rosa, California being where certain people know their place. Some of these
sound more personal in nature than others but are pretty good for afficianos of this material (Lampanelliados? :) OFFICIALLY JUST
coined a TERM there!!)
#2
3:49
Hispanics are the next topics and of course bountifully abundunt in these shows.
As far as she's concerned, she's not jumpedwhich is felny to her...Lisa says that she's found the unicorn, asking questions like are "you a border hopper or are you a river
swimmer?"very inquisitively and with that amusin g and even endearingly harsh voice..
...very funny but then (even for her) makes a tasteless self-wish for rape aftershow.
It really improves when she
makes Miss Saigon and Hello Kitty jokes to some others...Asians having small unmentionables.
Now...who's the Swiss Army Knife of minorities. Flipino's...they have Hispanic skin and Asian eyes (avoiding string words)
She gets to the end by a comment about Santa Rosa, California being where certain people know their place. Some of these
sound more personal in nature than others but are pretty good for afficianos of this material (Lampanelliados? :) OFFICIALLY JUST
coined a TERM there!!)
Sunday, May 22, 2016
"Long Live The Queen"(2009)-Track #1:"The Fag Whisperer"
The Fag Whisperer
#1
3:22
Introduced yet again to "Comedy's Lovable Queen of Mean, Miss Lisa Lampanelli", we now hear Lisa's idea of a whsiperer a la all the
horse whisperers, or Jennifer Love Huge Tits's "The Ghost Whisperer" on ABC-TV, as we hear of Lisa Lampanelli's incredible advantures
of connectioning with "fags", or gays, by whispering a la the Horse Whisperers, (whose 1998 movie introduced us, the world, to none
other than Scarlett Johannsenn!) saying: "See how much the faggots love me, you heard of the HORSE WHISPERER------I AM THE
FAG WHISPERER!"
Along the way she then notes that everyone present's black, referring to one such as "hot chocolate daddy", noting "her going down
faster than Lehman Bros.? then makes a vanilla comment. then talks to Les, an auideince member (obviously Black).
Lisa really seems to take very great pleasure in delivering the wisecrack about being the fag whisperer.
#1
3:22
Introduced yet again to "Comedy's Lovable Queen of Mean, Miss Lisa Lampanelli", we now hear Lisa's idea of a whsiperer a la all the
horse whisperers, or Jennifer Love Huge Tits's "The Ghost Whisperer" on ABC-TV, as we hear of Lisa Lampanelli's incredible advantures
of connectioning with "fags", or gays, by whispering a la the Horse Whisperers, (whose 1998 movie introduced us, the world, to none
other than Scarlett Johannsenn!) saying: "See how much the faggots love me, you heard of the HORSE WHISPERER------I AM THE
FAG WHISPERER!"
Along the way she then notes that everyone present's black, referring to one such as "hot chocolate daddy", noting "her going down
faster than Lehman Bros.? then makes a vanilla comment. then talks to Les, an auideince member (obviously Black).
Lisa really seems to take very great pleasure in delivering the wisecrack about being the fag whisperer.
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